Jobs?

So...I guess it's time for me to kick it into gear on this job hunting thing. I personally don't feel the need to get a job, and I don't feel that I need a car either. Why get a job when I don't have any bills to pay and nothing I want to buy. Why get a car when I don't have anywhere to go. The only time I would use my car would be when I go to Tyler's house, but I'll have to have a job to own a car, and having a job would take up most of my free time, so I wouldn't go to Tyler's as often. It's a vicious cycle. I wouldn't know what to do with the money I get from my job either. I'd buy more magic cards, but most people consider that a waste of my money. I kind of agree, because there's almost no one to play with. I don't have a lot of real friends. I don't really mind saying that because everyone knows it's true. Chelsee, Kjersti, and Jay make little jibes about it every once in a while. Getting a job would mean that people would expect me to get them presents for their Birthdays too. I've had some people ask me what other people would want for their birthday, and I never had a clue. The quick fix would obviously be a gift card to Barnes&Noble, but wouldn't it be better to just give them money? And if I'm giving people money on their birthday's, would it really express my love towards them? Anyway, getting a job and a car sounds so absurd to me right now. Maybe you guys could help me "see the error of my ways."